Julia Schachter: Comedian & Writer

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Julia Schachter is a New York City based comedian and writer (though admittedly, she looks more like a manic pixie ceramics teacher). Her work has appeared in such publications as Reductress and Little Old Lady Comedy, and she herself has appeared on podcasts such as Keith and The Girl, Hot Mess Comedy Hour, and The Manwhore Podcast. Julia has studied at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCB) and The People’s Improv Theatre (P.I.T.). 

She is very polite.

Most common Quarantine activity:

way too much crocheting

Favorite quarantine show/movies:


Fav Ig Accounts:

@violetclair and @astrology_lyfe (I’m also a professional astrologer)

Fav quarantine meal/drink:

Tangerine white claw

Most questionable thing you’ve seen or heard recently:

There are certain gemstones you should roll across your face if you want to reduce wrinkles? Like there are jade and rose quartz face-roller tools that people buy with money to make themselves look younger

First thing you do when isolation is over...

100% going out dancing